squirrel smelling rose…

squirrel with a rose

The rose.  They’re one of the most sought after and given flower out there.  But they don’t taste as good as tulips.

Personally, I would much rather get a bouquet of tulips than roses.  You can look at them and then you can eat them.  I have eaten roses too… but they repeat on you something awful… and they don’t taste like they smell– which means the burps are bad.  The only thing they remind me of is that I shouldn’t eat them

Still, I look pretty good posing with it in my teeth.

snow and candid iphone shots…

cold dogs winter snow

if you’re wondering if I’m still in the snow, I’m not.  I’m currently hiding behind that blue shovel located in the upper right hand corner of this picture.  The dogs are appeasing Frank with this picture so they can get back in the house.  I just didn’t feel particularly photogenic today so behind the shovel I stand.

theme music and potential…

potential theme music

Theme music could totally amp me up to hit that potential potential.  I mean, nowadays, it is possible to carry an entire band in your pocket.  It would work out great for me if I had pockets.  Walk into a room, whip out that iPod with Bose speakers and BOOM… instant theme music.  Whoever was in there would know I had arrived and meant business.  Now, if I did that and the room was empty, I’d still feel pretty darn cool.

Then the question becomes, what kind of theme music do I need.  I suppose it would depend on how much potential I wanted to live up to.  Jaws had great theme music.  You knew something was gonna get bit when you heard those first two bass notes.  Charlie Brown has great theme music…even though the song doesn’t even have his name in it.  Do I need something with nuts in it?  Or violins?

Maybe I could get Hootie and the Blowfish to knock something out for me?