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impressive… NOT

by bobtsquirrel on May 20, 2013 at 8:30 am
Posted In: Culture, Life, Perspective, Randomness, Society

impressive... NOT

The more and more that time messes with you, the less impressive you get.  I’m not talking about personal growth… because everyone can get better no matter where or when they are.  I’m talking about seeing things and being impressed by them.  With more experience under your tail, you see things.  A lot of things.  Numerous things.  So many things that you start forgetting some of the earlier stuff that you’ve seen.  It is absolutely true.

It’s getting harder and harder for this squirrel to be impressed by something.  Because everything lately seems to be a slight and small spin on something that already exists.  I can’t be WOW’d anymore… and on the off chances that I am, it’s really something.  I guess in a way that’s a good thing…because if I existed in a world where everything was so new all the time, everything new would get a little old for me pretty fast.

Incidentally, Cracked.com did something on this very issue… and even though I’m a squirrel, it totally got me… mind you, it didn’t IMPRESS me, but it got me.

I’m sure everyone will go through this at some point.  I think the secret might be to just keep looking for stuff you don’t know about.  Something completely new to you (but not to someone else) may get that impressive muscle some exercise.

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the night…

by bobtsquirrel on May 19, 2013 at 9:05 am
Posted In: Humor

in the night with bob the squirrel

I like night.  Sort of.

As far as good versus bad things happen, day and night are 50/50.  It only seems like just bad things happen in the night.  I don’t have any more deep an explanation than that.  It’s a Sunday morning and my little squirrel brain is three textures away from being scrambled eggs with peppers.

I thought of this last night while sitting in the window of Frank’s new-ish studio.  The house itself is taking a breather from a series of projects… landscaping, tiles, paint… all of which will be noted in the comic strip.  But I was just sitting there, looking out into nothing… not really nothing… I know that the lawn is out there.  But there were so many sounds, little flashes of light and actual smells.  Maybe it was just the tired squirrel in me, but I just was really glad that I could seal up my cocoon and shut that stuff out.

Crickets can be real pains in the tail.  And those birds, what’s their deal?  Sleep much?!

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looking back…

by bobtsquirrel on May 17, 2013 at 8:35 am
Posted In: Fate, Humor, Imagination, Life, Love

looking back

Looking back is pointless, unless there’s nothing you want to watch on television or online.  So, if you need some entertainment, then, sure… but,  looking back doesn’t do much for me.

Too much looking back and you miss what’s in front of you.  Too much looking back and your neck starts to hurt.  So, it’s really a safety issue.

(of course, if you want to look back at some old SQUIRRELOSOPHY posts or some vintage Bob the Squirrel comic strips, that’s perfectly okay.  You don’t need to turn around for that… it’s all in front of you.

Never let it be said that I didn’t offer you wonderful disciples a bit of useful, real world applicable nuggets of wisdom.

I’m Bob the Squirrel and I approve this message.

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the right price…

by bobtsquirrel on May 16, 2013 at 8:31 am
Posted In: Culture, Fate, Life

the right price

There’s always a right price.  It could be a number, a thing, a series of things, an act, a series of acts or a combination of the previous.  I know we all think when faced with getting that price, but having to abandon your fire, we’d all stay warm with the fire.  We’d thumb our nose at the price and walk away knowing our principles couldn’t be bought… at any price.

I’m not so sure.  Give me a break.  The world is commerce.  Everything can be bought or sold… or rented.  Yes, this is a pessimistic, dark and cruddy way of looking at things, but when this is all you see, it’s hard to see anything else.

I am a hypocrite.  I never denied my penchant for hypocrisy… especially when it comes to looking out for number 1.  I can’t be the only one.  Now, I would never intentionally harm anyone, but I’m by myself most of the time.  I got to look out for me.

That being said, I haven’t been purchased.  One way of getting around that is by setting your price so high no one with any sense would pay it.  But I’m waiting.  Waiting. Waiting.  If I told you my price, I might not get it.

 

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i started a joke…

by bobtsquirrel on May 15, 2013 at 8:30 am
Posted In: Art, Creativity, Humor

who is the joke on?
Ever hear a joke that is supposed to be the funniest thing to ever happen to spoken word and you just don’t get it?

Happens to me all the time.  It happens so much that I think the joke isn’t the joke, but rather my reaction to not getting the joke.  So, you try and save face and fake a laugh… but a fake laugh is about as bad as fake tears.  Faking any kind of emotional reaction is just bad.

I make it a point to laugh a little harder at the jokes I DO get… that way it all balances out in the end.  In the end of what I don’t know.  See?  That was supposed to be funny.  But it wasn’t.  I guess I have to be in the mood for a complicated humor.  The Three Stooges I can watch anytime.  Chaplin and Keaton… on the fence.  Some is simple, but most of their stuff can venture into the cranial territory.  I could go on about which stand-up comedians do it for me, but I have to save something for later.

It’s not easy being funny… just like the illustration says.  It’s just not that easy to make it LOOK easy.

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