NOTICE TO ALL BOB THE SQUIRREL FANS:
While the strip is still on shutdown, I thought it would be nice to preview the cover to the 2013 Bob the Squirrel collection:
AT ONE POINT, THE KID HAD A LOT OF POTENTIAL…
coming soon…
i don’t know…
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cut to the chase…
With the exception of dream sequences, chase sequences are my least favorite part of a tv show or film. There are exceptions of course. The final chase scene in The Blues Brothers was a work of art.
Lately it seems a chase scene is just something to take up time. Few further the plot along. If the characters are running, they rarely seem to get tired or sweat…it’s as if they got in shape simply because they knew someone would chase them. In reality, the average chase with average people wouldn’t last more than a few blocks without someone needing a gatorade. I only run if I need to…and that’s only after considering other transportation options.
Do I sound crabby?
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Breaking Bad Bob
Breaking Bad was a good show. Not exactly something for the kids, but it kept your attention and never talked down to its audience. Frank and I kinda drifted away from it after the second season… not because of the quality of the show, but just because… actually, I don’t think there was a good reason.
Now that the series is over, maybe we’ll retrace to see what we missed.
Nothing philosophical today… still not feeling quite like my old squirrel self.
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Don’t forget about the NEW EXCLUSIVE BOB’S A to Z Digital Download Comic. Get yours today! Frank took the pdf and put it on his iPad… it ROCKS!
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Pumpkin flavored world…
Remember when the only thing that was pumpkin flavored was pumpkin pie? Me neither. I get that certain flavors are indicative of certain seasons. You wouldn’t necessarily want fruitcake flavored water on the 4th of July. Come to think of it, why would anyone want fruitcake flavored anything at any time of the year? Maybe that’s just me.
This pumpkin flavor has just gone too far. I say we ban it.
Nah, I take that back. In about two weeks everything will stop being pumpkin flavored and start being candy cane flavored. I guess I can re-visit this flavored thing then.
Don’t forget about the NEW EXCLUSIVE BOB’S A to Z Digital Download Comic. Get yours today! Frank took the pdf and put it on his iPad… it ROCKS!
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the best strip you never read…
This one goes out to those who’ve never read Bob the Squirrel. For those of you that come here and there every day, thank you. Somehow, somewhere you’ve found a bit of funny in what we do and who we are… enough that it makes you want to come back for more. We appreciate you more than you can imagine. It is an honor for us.
But, lets face it, we’re never going to be Peanuts. And that’s fine. Seriously.
Frank likes to listen to Henry Rollins. He’s an intense guy (Henry, not Frank.) A few years back he put out a spoken word album (he’s never stopped putting out albums) with this bit in it: (WARNING: Hank Rollins likes to use some strong language so turn the volume down if small ears are about)
If Henry Rollins is a Rock and Roll Ninja, then Frank is the Comic Strip Ninja. Amen.
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same tree, different nut
I can’t really type too much about trees and nuts right now… I have a limp that is killing me.
Which is too bad, because you know how much I love to complain.
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a needed moment…
Ever have one of those feelings where you know you need a moment… you feel that something needs to happen, but you don’t know what and you don’t know when? You just know that something needs to happen.
It never occurred to me that what needs to happen might be me thinking that a moment needs to happen. Then, I think about thinking about it… when I get too deep into this line of thought it usually concludes with me blacking out. Which, if you think about it, might actually be the moment that I needed to happen.
Don’t forget about the NEW EXCLUSIVE BOB’S A to Z Digital Download Comic. Get yours today! Frank took the pdf and put it on his iPad… it ROCKS!
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make like a tree and leaf…
Ah, yes, the squirrel is back to being all philosophical and stuff… about leaves and trees and what it all means. Except, today is my first day back and I think I’m going to take it easy. I’m not going to lay anything heavy on you because I don’t have the strength to lift it right now.
I’m going to have to ease my way back into thinking. I’ve had 26 days off. Which reminds me… if you want a pdf copy of Bob’s A to Z, head over here… it’s got everything you saw and some stuff you didn’t. Great deal for a minimum donation of $2!
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Bob’s A to Z e-comic now available!
Now that the alphabet is over, what are you going to do?
One thing you can do is get your very own pdf copy of Bob’s A to Z!
Not only will you get the words and pictures, but as an added bonus, each of the words featured throughout the 26 days will have their own special definitions… allowing you to get a better picture of who Bob the Squirrel REALLY is!
Download your pdf copy here! Minimum suggested price is only $2!
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Bob the Squirrel A to Z… Letter Z
Hope you enjoyed the alphabet. That’s all she wrote… unless there are other letters I’m not aware of.
Stay tuned for something special!
