Category: Fate
making a difference
conditioner
I try all different types of beauty products. It’s almost a must with my being such an important public figure… constantly under the scrutiny of …
compromising positional squirrel
I will not compromise. Mostly because I’m too lazy to really fight over anything that isn’t worth two hairs on my tail. Life is too …
into life and love
This one speaks for itself… about life and love and the bigger things we can’t see… like invisible balloons. It speaks for itself because I …
much
Nope, it doesn’t take much at all. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go make a sandwich… it doesn’t take much.
the butterknife and the squirrel
You can’t cut anything but butter with a butterknife. That’s the whole point of calling it a “Butter” knife… Am I the only one? — …
centerpiece of a squirrel
I don’t really do centerpiece. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t always mind being the center of ATTENTION, but a centerpiece is another story. That’s …
emotional squirrel stuff…
Yeah, so… it’s Monday… I’m emotional and I always thought that a squirrel themed amusement park ride not only would scare small children by the …
it’s Friday…
Yep. It’s that day again. Friday. The end of the work week. The beginning of the weekend. The day after Thursday. The day that’s past …
Cosplay fear…
SOLD! I’ll just say it… I am popular throughout the world. I see more nuts in one day than Peter Pan Peanut Butter sees in …