taking stock…
Yeah, the squirrel is still in a bad mood. I hate the fact that no matter how many times I tell myself to not look …
Yeah, the squirrel is still in a bad mood. I hate the fact that no matter how many times I tell myself to not look …
Yeah, it’s like that… Nothing left but the rain. And the snow. And the wind. And the sleet. Basically, all the bad weather that makes …
Money… yeah, that’s one of those things.
I am proportional to everything. Now that I think about it, everyone is proportional to everything. They may not be those nice whole number proportions, …
There’s nothing in the way of a knowledge barrage that I’m looking to drop on you today. Just my tail. Just my tail. A few …
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I have a face only a mother who loves expressionless expressions would love. If I were to get into a staring contest with Buster Keaton, …
I’m all about simple. I’ve been called it many times… so many times that I can’t simply give you a number. I need a calculator …
I’d rather be lucky than smart. I guess some of us get stiffed from both ends. I cry into my tail a lot.
Who am I? What is my identity? Are these the things you think about? Why should I even think about them? I am who I …
I think about legacy and life’s work way more than a squirrel probably should. More so now that I’m seeing more and more grey hairs …