I do my own stunts…
I think my problem is that I don't have a professional publicity stunt squirrel doing all my stuff for me. #bobthesquirrelrules — Bob the Squirrel …
I think my problem is that I don't have a professional publicity stunt squirrel doing all my stuff for me. #bobthesquirrelrules — Bob the Squirrel …
I am proportional to everything. Now that I think about it, everyone is proportional to everything. They may not be those nice whole number proportions, …
Cross-posted from the main Bob the Squirrel site: I would like to start off by saying that, I never like to give away the end …
But what do I know? I’m just a squirrel.
I sometimes lose my words. It only happens when I have something to say. It happens. Even if I had pockets, it wouldn’t make any …
Ah Facebook.. you wonderfully heartbreaking, ego-shaking, build you up and tear you down multi-headed beast. I must admit that I derive a TON of my …
Yes, I am a squirrel that constantly has to swallow his pride. I don’t like it. Pride has a funny taste. It also has a …
Bob re-creating his favorite scene from the holiday classic National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation If you’re not sure what this means, here is the scene:
There’s nothing in the way of a knowledge barrage that I’m looking to drop on you today. Just my tail. Just my tail. A few …
— And be sure to check out the latest Bob the Squirrel and Squirrelosophy collections: at one point, the kid had A LOT of potential …
Frank was feeling a little Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes fame…