the hypocrite’s hypocritical oath…

hypocrite hypocritical

I don’t have a problem with being such a hypocrite.  It’s good to know what you are when you need to know who you are.  You never know when you’re going to need to know who you are.  It comes in really handy when planning parties or deciding on which movie to go see.  I could be wrong, but because I’m a hypocrite, I won’t readily admit it…at least not in public.

Hypocrites definitely have more fun.  Conventional wisdom suggests that in fact blondes have more fun.  I’ll have to get back to you on that… once I bleach my tail.

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