the first cut is the cleanest…

cut cleanest scissors running

There are many interpretations of interpretations… some aren’t exactly the cleanest, but hey… they’re there and some actually work.

I do not advocate running with scissors.  You get nothing out of it…unless of course it’s in the emergency room and you’re a nurse or doctor.  If you’re in that situation, then, sure… running with scissors is perfectly acceptable.

Can you tell I’m rambling on?  I’m really looking forward to running with those scissors… if I win, I can finally get them to stop dumping their sharp wit on me.

It won’t be the cleanest race… I plan on cutting any corners I can.

Wish me luck.

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