emotional squirrel stuff…

emotional bob the squirrel stuff


Yeah, so… it’s Monday… I’m emotional and I always thought that a squirrel themed amusement park ride not only would scare small children by the mere sight of it, but it would also play a big part in actually bankrupting any reputable amusement park.

So there’s that.


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it’s Friday…

it's Friday for Bob the Squirrel


Yep.  It’s that day again.  Friday.  The end of the work week.  The beginning of the weekend.  The day after Thursday.  The day that’s past Wednesday but not quite Saturday.  It’s a day that has a personality.  It’s the day we spend all day Monday dreaming about.  It’s the day where lots of bad thing can happen, and some things happen that some can’t remember on Saturday…and probably end up remembering them on Sunday and regretting them on Monday.

I would should wish you a happy Friday, but I won’t.  Do what you want.  Don’t listen to Bob.

See you on Monday.


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SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY 2014

Squirrel Appreciation Day 2014

Today is SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY 2014. Please tell all your friends and enemies about this wonderful day. Granted, it isn’t a holiday that dedicates a department store aisle or two to its celebration, but it is something. Maybe next year Hallmark will get wind of it and make a card… better yet, they’ll make ME make a card!

Cosplay fear…

cosplay bob the squirrel
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I’ll just say it… I am popular throughout the world.  I see more nuts in one day than Peter Pan Peanut Butter sees in a decade.  But the one thing I’ve never had done… cosplay.  What makes Spiderman and Superman and that Bat guy some much more cosplayable than me?  Is it the fur?  Is it that their movies have made several billion dollars?  Is it that I don’t have a costume?  Is it that I am too MUCH of a costume?  It can’t be the tail.

Maybe it is the tail.  Nah, can’t be the tail.

Even Frank got cosplayed! 10150340298761493 I mean, why couldn’t that be me instead of him?  But… noooooo… I’m merely represented by some stuffed toy won out of a crane machine.  See how easily I’m replaced?  SEE?

frustration

a lesson in frustration from a squirrel


Sometimes you want to act out frustration, and sometimes you just need to be frustrated. You’d think there’s a fine line between the two… and there is. The only problem is trying to see it can be extremely frustrating.

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the yeah update…

Bob the Squirrel thinking and saying "yeah"
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This is for all those times that you found yourself in a situation where the only non-profane exclamation could be summed up in the single word “yeah”. Today’s SQUIRRELOSOPHY is dedicated to those moments and to all the living beings that experience them… to you, I say: yeah…

And be sure to check out the latest Bob the Squirrel and Squirrelosophy collections: at one point, the kid had A LOT of potential and that’s one way of doing it along with all the other Bob the Squirrel books… if you haven’t already.

method acting…

method acting bob the squirrel
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If I wasn’t a squirrel, I’d probably be an actor.  Maybe not an actor in the conventional sense…then again, I’m not really sure what a conventional sense is.  I think I could really get into method acting.  If you think about it, all method acting is is taking what you feel and molding it into what the character you’re playing is feeling.  You use your experiences to convey their experiences.  I act everyday… we all do.


And be sure to check out the latest Bob the Squirrel and Squirrelosophy collections: at one point, the kid had A LOT of potential and that’s one way of doing it along with all the other Bob the Squirrel books… if you haven’t already.

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