hypocrite…but with a smile
Yes, I am a big stinking hypocrite, but I carry it well. I even brush my teeth before smiling through my hypocritical teeth and nose …
Yes, I am a big stinking hypocrite, but I carry it well. I even brush my teeth before smiling through my hypocritical teeth and nose …
I figure I’ll use what I have to get what I want in terms of foreign policy. I mean, cute is universally cute, right?
Believe me, this tail is about as environmental as I get. Sure I recycle and don’t litter…trying to be as conservational minded as I possibly …
Again, he promises nothing in his presidential campaign… but if elected, there will be a whole lot of nothing… more nothing than you can every …
it’s not my fault I’m short. As President of the United States I promise that if I ever end up in a pocket, I won’t …
I want to be your nest President of the United States. I’m only going to run a 24 hour campaign. Since I go to sleep …
I have some bad habits. Okay, I’m lying… I have a BUSLOAD of bad habits. The one that is the worst (at this moment) is …
I never understood how sticks and stones could hurt more than words. That is utter garbage. Yes, sticks and stones can do a ton of …
it’s probably better to know and not need to know… than to forget and never know it to begin with. think about that for a …
Windows are mysterious things…you never really know what they’re doing for you in a philosophical sense. Of course you know what they do structurally, they …
WC Fields had quite a few zingers in his words to make you smile. He also wasn’t a fan of kids and animals. Not sure …