If you need to blame something or someone, blame the squirrel. Go ahead. I’m making myself a target for any and all angst, anger, frustration, confusion, contusion, convolution, consternation, contemplation, insanity, singularity, simplification, replication, objectification, repression, repulsion, compulsion, mitigation, listlessness, wikified, willified, and just plain madness…because that’s what a squirrel needs to do sometime. Just let it all out on me. I can take it.
I won’t be able to fix it, but sometimes letting someone know it’s broken helps.