no wonderland…

bob in wonderland

It’s been a while since I’ve read Alice in Wonderland…

Oh, who am I kidding…I’ve never read that book.  I have looked at the pictures though.  I kinda sorta have an idea of what went down in that land.  Plus, there are enough movies and cultural references out there for me to fill in the blanks.

And to all that I say: so what?  I could spend months upon months dissecting the symbolism and the symbolism of the symbolism and the allusion to the symbolism… could cut it all up into finely diced pieces and parts… for what?

I woke up on the wrong side of the tail this morning.  Who cares about rabbit holes?  If they want to live in the mud, let those carrot munchers do whatever they want.  Mad Hatter?  Why are you so mad?  Be happy that you can still find work in this economy!  Don’t get me started about that darn Cheshire Cat.  Whatever, dude.

I’m crankier today than I think I’ve ever been.  It’s probably a good thing this isn’t wonderland.  I’d be on trial in 2.2 seconds.

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