Star Wars blind

star wars blind empire

I have seen all the Star Wars movies.  I’ll just get that right out of the way.  However, I have not MEMORIZED them.  I know what happens, who’s Dad is who and which planets get messed up.  I’m not passing any cinematic judgement…there are many out there who could , can and would do a better job than I ever could.

I’ve been in a few scrapes in my life.  The details are boring, but I’m still here.  My clock was cleaned so many times I considered going digital.


I was able to see pretty well when I was a punching bag.  My eyes were good, it was the rest of my body that needed some training.  That being said, what’s up with the stormtroopers in Star Wars?  The rebels were able to mess them up.  The EWOKS were able to mess them up.  I think I know why.  It wasn’t poor command.  It wasn’t lack of training.

It was because they couldn’t see their armor covered hand in front of their armor covered faces!  They should’ve joined forced with some Star Trek red shirts and had a go.  At the very least they could put together a joint support group.  I mean, really.

Back to Top