accessorize your life bob the squirrel

I’m not one to accessorize… mostly because I rarely wear any clothes.  Call it au natural, naked, nude, bare, skinny, unclothed, undressed, uncovered, disrobed, disclothed, disappointed that it wasn’t nicer looking… whatever.  I don’t need the bobbles… I don’t need the trinkets… I am perfectly seasoned.  That’s just me.

Now let me tell you the one about Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

Why would I need to accessorize?  Why would I even learn HOW to accessorize?  Don’t get me wrong, I dig the occasional scarf or hat.  In fact, I can pull those things of pretty well.  I just don’t need to.  The more layers, the less meaning.   Keep it real.

But what do I know?