buttons and levers and tails, oh my!

buttons and levers

Push my buttons and see what happens.  Normally it doesn’t take much to get me going.  Sometimes, all it takes is just the slightest eye twitch and I explode live an over packed roman candle.  Wait, do they even make roman candles anymore? They should… I mean, what happens when the lights go out in Rome?  Wouldn’t those people use Roman candles to see what was going on?  Wouldn’t they?