Halloween…and bob…


I have enough trouble trying to be myself everyday… I don’t need the pressure of trying to be someone or something else for halloween.  that’s a lot of pressure.

I know that it’s supposed to be fun and there’s a good chance people will give you candy if you ask for it in a certain way, but still… lots of pressure.  And besides, with my stature I don’t really have a ton of options…I’m essentially limited to a handful of forest creatures, fantasy figures and henry rollins.

I can’t exactly tuck this tail up into anything, my ears are too big, my arms too short and my feet and mouth are rather large.

But enough about me…

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